Changing Tides by Sally Jensen

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Liz didn’t write this cogent article on cli-fi in the movie world but she wishes she had. It’s by her niece Sally Jensen, and was first published in Film Stories Magazine. Enjoy.  

Climate change depiction in mainstream cinema’s past, present and future

Opening scenes. A freak polar vortex blankets the US Midwest with snow, ice and bitter cold, bringing society to a standstill. After consecutive floods, droughts and cyclones, a city of 9 million people runs out of water. Record-shattering heat hits rich European countries, killing the most vulnerable and parching once-verdant hillscapes. Huge swathes of forest burst into flames around the globe, including in the most inhospitably cold places on the planet. Cracks appear in Antarctica’s ice shelf, on the verge of severing into an iceberg the size of Houston. Greenland’s ice sheet sheds 12.5 billion tons of water into the sea – in a day. Thousands of people are killed, and millions of people displaced, as homes are ravaged.

No, this is not a storyboard for the latest The Day After Tomorrow-esque apocalypse-flick. This stuff actually happened in 2019. For decades, Hollywood has been disturbingly obsessed with depicting in explicit detail the end of humankind and destruction of the planet. Now, it may have reality to contend with.

Set in fantasy universes degraded by resource scarcity, polar ice vortexes, hurricanes, famine and war, new films have defined the era of cli-fi, resurrecting the art of disaster porn in a new context of widespread ecological anxiety. While the 90s brought countless portrayals of human annihilation at the hands of extra-terrestrials and then robots, this century our fate is being controlled by nature, an ancient and elusive but no less merciless foe.

In Mad Max: Fury Road, which won six Oscars in 2016, climate catastrophe provides the backdrop for a civilization ripped to shreds by an energy crisis: an arid wasteland teeming with outlaws hoarding resources and killing each other for necessities. NASA’s water scientist Dr. James Famiglietti has ominously said “There are metaphorical elements of Mad Max that are already happening, and that will only worsen with time.” As a dystopian action film, the intrigue revolves around the coping mechanisms and interactions between the characters, placing its thrills in the shrieking lunacy of desert races and gruesome blood transfusions rather than the comparative stasis of the environment. In The Day After Tomorrow by contrast, nature plays a more active role, replacing a traditional villain figure with something far more unpredictable, omnipotent and whose brains it’s less easy to blow out with a gun. The plot develops parallel to the calamity, as hurricanes bring international polar ice vortexes, instantaneous sea-level rise and hailstorms. The scale and swiftness of the catastrophes depicted represent the ultimate conflation of what defines weather versus climate. However, in spite of its excessive scientific inaccuracy, which was criticised for being harmful to the climate cause, the captivating interplay between nature’s brutality and the empathetic protagonists caught in its wrath made it a huge success, becoming the sixth-highest grossing movie of 2004.

A precursor to Mad Max: Fury Road, Waterworld similarly forewarns of the violent conflict that arises thanks to resource depletion, except with savages zooming around on speedboats rather than 4WDs. Released in 1995, it probably didn’t anticipate how soon the future it depicts would come to pass. Although the film was a flop, it’s worth revisiting if only for its eerie prediction of rising sea levels; a world where basic survival is pitted against human empathy. While in both these action films the dystopian element is basically a fait accompli, in Interstellar crop blights and dust storms are a looming threat much like they are today. Firmly in the McConaissance catalogue, human salvation lies in one smart guy’s martyrdom, but also selflessness is key: “we must think not as individuals, but as a species.” Bringing to life the ideology of so many tech bros, space nerds and venture capitalists, escapism is the answer in this box-office smash: “We’re not meant to save the world – we’re meant to leave it,” says Michael Caine, in true Elon Musk form.

In all these, as with other apocalyptic cli-fi blockbusters (Geostorm, 2012, The Colony, Snowpiercer), the limelight is on humanity’s story and struggles in the face of these challenges, following the usual trope: hero, usually a male scientist/father/likeable figure (most likely white, except in The Colony), faces up against climate-induced chaos which threatens people he cares about; appeals to a reluctant higher authority for assistance; chaos exacerbates posing a threat to wider humanity; hero and allies ‘single-handedly’ find a solution; annihilation averted by some feat of geoengineering or sheer luck. (It’s the blueprint for the popular meme that all disaster movies start with the government not listening to a scientist – an acute observation of the era we live in.) The focus on human protagonists is nothing if not pure Hollywood: take out the interpersonal relationships, treachery, love, crying children, and you’re left with a baked landscape decimated by the odd hurricane and token tsunami, which wouldn’t attract the same viewing figures. Natural disasters couldn’t care less about humans, yet Hollywood inherently does. But will climate change cinema always follow this convention? And what is its true purpose?

Even today, when most people think ‘climate change movie’, they think Al Gore standing on a stage pointing at Powerpoint slides. But while An Inconvenient Truth ushered in a wave of fact-based climate documentaries (Chasing Coral, Ice On Fire) which can’t legitimately be criticised for inaccuracy, their failure has arguably been in not telling an engaging enough human story to reach mass audiences. Granted, Before The Flood benefited from Leonardo DiCaprio’s magnetic narration and promotional savvy, but it didn’t stop many from complaining that its realism was way too depressing. (A more apt criticism might be that it has become too common and easy for celebrities of his ilk to take a role in mainstream cli-fi, using it as a platform to showcase their newfound wokeness, rather than actively shun the global system of extraction and exploitation which simultaneously fuels the issue and their success.)

It’s a challenge of planetary proportions to make accessible, accurate, representative movies about the current state of ecological chaos. There’s a question to be asked of whether Hollywood, with its overindulgence in violence, sentimentality, money and excess is even compatible with serious science. But it’s not like effective climate movies don’t exist – indeed many have won awards in recent years. Beasts of the Southern Wild, while perhaps nuancing on the climate issue, is an incredibly moving human story that deals with the social consequences of extreme weather and its intersection with racial and class oppression. Similarly, The Boy Who Harnessed The Wind, benefiting from Chiwitel Ejiofor’s leadership, brings the harsh imagery of actual climate desperation to privileged audiences, and ends with a small but hugely emotional message of hope. It’s worth including Deepwater Horizon here too, which although it doesn’t touch directly on climate change, it does a good job of condemning oil disasters and fossil fuel execs for their role, who exploit workers and resources for dirty profit. Even Snowpiercer pierces into the question of social inequality, unrest and revolution – not new for sci-fi, but perhaps a first in the context of cinematic climate change storytelling.

Meanwhile, the somewhat forgotten Idiocracy, while recently receiving attention for its prescience of US political circumstances, is actually a rare and highly creative climate change comedy. 500 years into the future, the snowballing stupidity of humans has led to a dust bowl, crop failure and trash peaks, as well as deteriorated health and hygiene. It turns traditional climate change storytelling on its head, making us cry but with laughter, pinning the blame firmly on us, everyday Westerners, for our apathy. While it doesn’t solve everything, the triumph of putting water (“Like, from a toilet?”) on soil taunts the way we overlook basic natural solutions in favour of quixotic geoengineering. The hero is literally an Average Joe.

While these tales both inform and entertain, the larger question is whether the purpose of climate change cinema would be to instigate action from where it would make most difference, i.e. kick mainstream Western audiences up the backside. In fact, some of the most hopeful and interesting stuff is being made for those with everything to live for – children. The meltdown in Ice Age: The Meltdown, while not anthropogenic, serves to instil a fear and awe of nature’s unpredictability and create a sense of powerlessness at giant ecological shifts, not to mention empathy with endangered non-human animals (some things are so much easier with children). Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs is underrated as a commentary on climate breakdown, perhaps because at a first glance, a movie about a world where it rains food seems too wacky to take seriously. But it warns of the consequences of worldly avarice: be careful what you wish for, or you just might cause a spaghetti tornado to rip through your town.

Dr. Seuss, being way ahead of his time, of course knew about the importance of protecting nature and biodiversity. But The Lorax’s feature-film release in 2012 was all the more poignant and necessary given the era of mass ecological decimation and elitist greed kids are now growing up in the midst of. The song ‘How Bad Can I Be?’ is a catchy anthem condemning corruptibility and corporate fat cats. The whole thing teaches kids (and adults) that if we do not collectively take responsibility for environmental stewardship, then our own world will soon be a wasteland with no trees or friends.

With animated movies like these, future generations might watch Titanic and feel bemused that an iceberg threatened the existence of people (especially, ironically, Leonardo DiCaprio), rather than the other way around. For too long, mainstream climate cinema has not focused on the causes but the effects of climate change, as it fits so nicely with the need for a heroic storyline. By omitting the ‘man-made’ origins or any of the processes leading up to disaster, there is the tendency to absolve humans of responsibility. What’s more, it usually conveniently skirts around existing social issues of race, class, and gender which are exacerbated by climate breakdown, lumping humanity into an evenly susceptible or responsible mass. While Interstellar is right to emphasise thinking as a species, it is wrong to suggest there’s nothing to be done. We are cast as powerless actors in the fate of external forces, to be rescued by other external forces; rather than individuals with the capacity to hold ourselves accountable and create change.

But perhaps this is too much to ask of Hollywood, which is not known for a history of creating mass movements and social upheaval. It is there to entertain, not preach. Regardless, climate change is becoming ever more real and present in our lives, and all directors and producers should be preparing themselves for integrating these realities ever more in their depictions of everyday life. It won’t be long before we start seeing romcoms, spy thrillers and arthouse dramas set in a world of climate crisis; the same way the theme has already taken hold in our sci-fis and is slowly creeping into the realm of action movies. It’s probable that the generation learning about the impending ecological crisis from today’s colourfully animated 3Ds and CGIs may have to live through mass global displacement, disease, flooding and extreme weather events on a regular basis. It will become the norm for this to be reflected on the big screen, if enjoying cinema has not already taken a backseat to other existential priorities by then. If it hasn’t, the corporate fat cats had better watch out – there’ll be a slew of biographical hard-hitters waiting for them.

Our House, Our Fire, our Fiction

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“I want you to act as you would in a crisis,” the 16-year-old Swedish activist Greta Thunberg told Davos. “I want you to act as if our house is on fire. Because it is.”

When a kid in pigtails speaks truth to power, the world listens.
At a time when the science could not be clearer, Thunberg’s burning house metaphor turned her appearance at Davos into an iconic moment in climate history.

Our house on fire: an image everyone on the planet can understand. Our, implies an us: a community or family. House implies a home, and shelter. Fire spells danger. Instantly, a mental narrative is triggered, leading to three choices.

Choice One entails pretending there is no fire, or that there is one, but it is a containable household accident. Choice Two involves doing one’s best to douse the flames and limit the damage. Choice Three offers the simplest solution to the crisis: run.

But where to?

Thunberg’s simple, evocative metaphor mobilized millions around the world: proof, if ever it were needed, of the impact language can have. As the novelist Margaret Atwood once put it, “A word after a word after a word is power.”

If climate change challenges the imagination by demanding that we re-frame our relationship to the entire world, then that shift of perception calls for powerful new stories, and powerful new ways of telling them.

So, since we are famously a storytelling species, how have the fiction writers of the Anthropocene tackled the rolling catastrophe of a world heading for four degrees of warming in the lifetime of any baby born today?

With shocking inadequacy, according to Amitav Ghosh, who in his 2016 lecture series and book The Great Derangement argued that literary fiction had been slow to address the issue upon which the survival of our ecosystem depends.  “It’s our job, as writers, to make imaginative leaps on behalf of those who don’t, can’t or won’t,” he admonished.

So why weren’t we doing that job? Why couldn’t we acknowledge the elephant in the room? In part because the “inconvenient truth” of climate change and the likely consequences of runaway global warming were too huge, to horrifying and too complex to take in: they were quite literally “unimaginable”. So, lacking the mental apparatus to convey the temporal scale and the complexity of the crisis, we looked the other way and wrote about anything and everything else. Future readers, Ghosh contended, would look back on our era and “conclude that ours was a time when most forms of art and literature….prevented people from recognizing the realities of their plight.”

Ghosh (whose novel The Hungry Tide addresses the social and political repercussions of catastrophic flooding) cited notable exceptions to his criticism including Cormac McCarthy’s 2006 The Road, Barbara Kingsolver’s Flight Behaviour, Margaret Atwood’s Oryx and Crake and Ian McEwan’s Solar. But there was pushback: many accused Ghosh of ignoring science fiction and young adult fiction, which had been tackling climate change and ecocide for years: had Ghosh read the ground-breaking works of Kim Stanley Robinson, many argued, he might have muted his complaint. Yet his point remained a salient one that resonated not just with climate scientists, activists and the reading public but with Ghosh’s main target audience: other writers.

And what a difference three years makes.

Since Ghosh issued his challenge to world literature, the tide has turned: the Chinese curse ‘may you live in interesting times’ has found its moment, and the moment has found its genre: cli-fi. Ghosh’s next novel Gun Island (published later this year) joins a veritable ocean of literature rising to the occasion of our times, while older works such as Maggie Gee’s startlingly prophetic 1998 novel The Ice People are being rediscovered, thanks in part to the increasing surge in interest in the planet’s predicament, and the fictions it engenders.

The man who coined the term cli-fi, Dan Bloom, is a 70-year-old American climate activist who has not boarded a flight since 1996. Since he doesn’t own so much as a laptop, he spends his days in an internet café near his home in Chiayi in southern Taiwan, raging against the stupidity of the not-clever-enough ape– and campaigning to get cli-fi firmly established in the lexicon, pausing only when a typhoon blows in and scuppers his connection. He thinks we are doomed, and likes to quote the environmentalists’ joke:

Two planets meet in space. One is green and blue and healthy; the other is pale and grey and sick.

The healthy planet looks at the sick one sand says. “Oh, I had that disease once. It’s called Mankind. But don’t worry: it goes away all by itself.”

Dan contends that we have always created – and indeed reveled in – apocalyptic narratives: the Bible is bursting at the seams with floods, plagues, storms of locusts and other signs of God’s mighty wrath. The theme of judgement and punishment is a particularly resonant one in movies such as The Day After Tomorrow, Mad Max:Fury Road and Snowpiercer.

Climate disaster movies operate on a scale that reflects the extremity of our accelerating times: hyperactive narratives in which humans must struggle to survive the wrath of what Nature (Mon dieu, did we once call her Mother?) has become. Post-disaster scenarios paint a more elegiac picture of a Lost Eden: while Wall-E mourns a planet converted into a titanic trash-heap, Beasts of the Southern Wild imagines a waterlogged delta community in which humans must re-invent themselves, their myths, and their relationship to nature if they are to survive.

In storytelling terms, Apocalypses are seductive – and inevitably extreme. While many supporters of voluntary human extinction –Dan Bloom among them – warn that Homo Sapiens is an infestation which will wreck the planet unless we remove ourselves from the equation, some 50 million Americans believe in a religious event called the Rapture in which, come Doomsday, the pure in heart will be airlifted to heaven while the sinners will remain on Earth suffering the consequences of their depravity. The roaring success of the Left Behind novels of Tim LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins testifies to the traction of the judgement theme among believers. But while Extinctionists, the Rapture-ready and the billionaire would-be colonizers of Mars dwell on scenarios on the outer fringes of the imaginable, somewhere in the middle lies the main story.

“The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there,” wrote EM Forster. This may be true, but as foreign countries go, humankind’s shared past is so plentiful in maps, documents, films, art, history books, and living memory that it is not actually difficult to visualize: most of the heavy lifting has been done for us. Imagining the future has always been a trickier matter: a niche preoccupation of Research and Development teams, planners, futurologists, scientists and Sci-fi writers. But now that many of yesterday’s direst scientific predictions have come measurably true – in the form of melting glaciers and ice-caps, bleached coral reefs, warmer oceans, unprecedented species extinction, extreme weather events, disappearing shorelines and destabilized seasons, the future has become easier to picture. Indeed, we can take a highly educated guess at what it will resemble: a faster-moving, uncannier and more furious version of the present.

In this context, climate fiction is becoming the new realism.

And it is evolving fast.

Jeff Vandermeer’s beautiful, chilling Southern Reach trilogy (the first volume of which, Annihilation, became a haunting film), explores the notion of the natural world developing a hive mind with its own colonizing agenda. Meanwhile Kim Stanley Robinson’s New York 2140, whose huge cast of characters duck, dive and thrive in the semi-drowned metropolis, has been hailed as a pioneer of the emerging sub-genre Solarpunk, which celebrates the notion that whatever fine mess we have gotten us into, our ingenuity and adaptability might just see us through.

While post-apocalyptic landscapes vary dramatically according to local geography, two of its most enduring props are the shopping trolley and the shipping container: the displaced person’s equivalent of the vehicle and the dwelling. Today’s shopping trolley symbolizes the abundance of the globalized world: as capitalism’s hunter-gatherers we search the aisles for bargains, collecting avocados from Israel, mangoes from Peru, coffee from Ethiopia, plastic houseware from China, or home-produced meat from Europe’s second biggest pork exporter, Danish Crown. In the climate-altered world of a fictional tomorrow the trolley’s purpose is a simpler one: as a means of transporting the few possessions you have left. Meanwhile the shipping container, today the iconic symbol of global movement, becomes its opposite: a sign of stasis. In Omaar El Akkad’s American War, the metal boxes are the only homes that the vast communities of refugees and the internally displaced will know.

Much cli-fi is inevitably preoccupied with water: not enough of it, or too much. Rising seas are the backdrops in Sophie Mackintosh’s unsettling dystopia The Water Cure, Paolo Bacigalupi’s Drowned Cities and the inundated New York of Nathaniel Rich’s Odds Against Tomorrow. Given that, it is perhaps surprising that a country as pancake-flat as Denmark has not spawned more flood and Ark narratives. Exceptions are the brilliant, but oddly overlooked 2018 movie Qeta, set in a semi-submerged Copenhagen, while Hanne Richardt Beck’s novel 7 Sydøst contemplates the societal conflicts triggered by flooding and an influx of refugees.

Britain is far from flat, but that does not stop the distinguished writer John Lanchester from flooding its shores in The Wall, his first foray into climate fiction. Part philosophical meditation on social control and inequality, part gripping thriller, the ethical issues it raises distinguish it as a landmark text of the genre. Set in the near-future which JG Ballard liked to call “five minutes from now” in the wake of an event referred to simply as the Change, the Wall of the title encloses a territory that could equally be Denmark, or any other nation with a coastline. Lanchester deftly sketches the architecture of a Europe in which rapid sea level rise has devoured the shores in the space of a mere generation, while the disruption of the Gulf Stream has brought on freezing temperatures.

Lanchester’s young protagonist, Kavanagh, is on his first compulsory tour of duty defending The Wall whose primary purpose is not as a buffer against the sea, but as a deterrent to the desperate “Others” seeking refuge. Patrolling the Wall is a cold, harsh life, and one that the Defenders must endure in order to ensure their future rights at citizens. But there is a further, more brutal equation, which puts lives at stake: for every Other who breaches the Wall, a Defender will be cast out to sea.

“We were used to feeling frightened of them, hostile to them: if they came here, we would kill them. It was that simple, “ says Kavanagh. “No hard feelings, the living and the dead, more in common than you might think; a tiny bit of luck here and there dividing them, taking turns to live, taking turns to die; all in the same boat. All the same really. Others. Defenders – what’s the difference? I couldn’t decide if this was the opposite of what it would be like to fight to the death, or a good preparation for it.”

In light of the isolationism of the militant Brexiteers, of Trump’s vote-catching plans for an anti-Mexican Wall, and the anti-immigrant policies of Inger Støjbjerg, Lanchester’s novel hits a nerve that is so of-the-moment it hurts. Equally timely is its unflinching portrayal of the radical inequality that exists between the generations, already in evidence today. In The Wall, thanks to the Change, parent-child relationships are irredeemably poisoned by resentment and blame.

“None of us can talk to our parents,” reports Kavanagh. “By ‘us’ I mean my generation, people born after the Change….The old feel they irretrievably fucked up the world, then allowed us to be born into it. And you know what? It’s true. That’s exactly what they did. They know it, we know it. Everybody knows it.” 

While Kavanagh and his peers despise the older generation, he does not question the social hierarchies of the world he has inherited. As one character puts it. “There was our parents’ world, and now there is our world.”

“Our world” consists of three social strata: the Elites, who fly in the planes Kavanagh sees crossing the sky, and make the decisions; the regular citizens who must serve time as Defenders; and the Help. These are Others who made it over the Wall and have been offered the choice of being “euthanized”, cast back out to sea, or remaining on land in exchange for a lifetime of unpaid work. Deftly, Lanchester plants the notion of a slave state without ever using the word ‘slave’: by presenting slavery as a simple fact of life, Lanchester triggers a queasy cognitive dissonance whereby on the one hand the reader feels horrified, and on the other shares Kavanagh’s guilty satisfaction when on a camping trip, the loaned Help erect the tents, cooks the meals and carries the luggage.

But the future Britain’s Help also serve another, darker purpose. Since most young people resist becoming Breeders, given the bleakness of the world they will inherit, and since there are not enough babies being born to sustain the population, the Help are allowed to have children, who will become regular citizens – but they must relinquish them. “You see the kids all around the place, often with older parents, or parents who are a visibly different ethnicity from their children,” reports Kavanagh with characteristic matter-of-factness.

It is an astute move on Lanchester’s part to make Kavanagh an Everyman figure: apolitical, unquestioning of the status quo, and prepared, when a Big Question appears on the horizon, to shrug his shoulders and settle for the monosyllabic non-answer “just because.” Even when the story takes a shocking turn, and Kavanagh finds himself and other Defenders cast out to sea, Lanchester leaves to the reader to guess whether his protagonist’s sense of injustice will awaken, or whether it will be trumped by the instinct to survive, no matter what the moral cost.

Like Greta Thunberg’s burning house, The Wall conveys what Martin Luther King once called “the fierce urgency of now” with eloquence and panache, while intelligently exploring some of the challenges and ethical dilemmas and injustices that the planet’s youngest humans have already begun to face.

Historians will look back on this era and note its defining paradox: that while the public imagination was increasingly occupied with the dangers ahead, those in power were either in active denial, busy plotting how best to profit from a range of oncoming disasters, indifferent, or – at best – doing far too little, far too late.

But those same historians may also note that today´s storytellers, inspired by solid science and the evidence of their own eyes, have begun to reclaim the power of the prophets and seers of past ages by resuming their almost forgotten role as the cognitive avant-garde. And that collectively, they bear a message that the world ignores at its peril.

This article was originally published in the Danish newspaper Information.

Courage is fear that has said its prayers

I know a glaciologist who spends much of her time deep in ice. Like many of her colleagues, Birgitte has found and measured pieces of the climate jigsaw for herself. She can see how and where they fit in the future picture of our shared home, to the point where she sometimes wishes she knew less.

Family Death in the Alps: a double family puzzle

On a Swiss holiday in 1937, Liz Jensen’s grandmother and 19-year-old uncle had a row. He stormed out and vanished. Four days later, she was found dead. Eighty years on, the family is still in the grip of the mystery

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Seeing The Ninth Life of Louis Drax on screen is like meeting an eerie stranger

Fourteen years after my kid in a coma first appeared at the kitchen table, the film – starring Jamie Dornan, Sarah Gadon and Aaron Paul – is to appear at last

At 12 and seven my sons were pyromaniacs, puzzle solvers, pond-life specialists and keepers of small, doomed pets. One day in 2002, at the kitchen table that doubled as my writing desk, a third boy appeared. Nine-year-old Louis Drax spoke just like my sons.

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On the set of The 9th Life of Louis Drax

“The main character, a kid called Louis Drax, is in a coma. He’s fallen off a cliff on a family picnic. He might have been pushed by one of his parents. His doctor falls in love with his mother. Anyway, the kid does nothing but lie in bed and talk to a ghost with a bandaged head,” I tell my agent when I deliver the novel in 2003. “Which means this book’s never going to be filmed.”

A few months later, the phone rings.

“Are you sitting down?” my agent asks. I hear “Miramax” and “Harvey Weinstein.”

Fast forward twelve years: my family are Miramax’s guests in Vancouver, where the French horror director Alexandre Aja is directing the screen adaptation. It’s an enormously poignant moment, as well as an exciting one. The screenplay is written by Max Minghella, whose late father Anthony was originally slated to direct. And Tim Bricknell, Anthony’s right-hand man, is co-producing. If Max and Tim hadn’t kept the project alive after Anthony’s sudden death in 2008, it might still be languishing in a Hollywood vault.

The location is a former psychiatric hospital, Riverview, rumored to be haunted. Here, just a few decades ago, patients were forcibly lobotomized, sterilized and experimentally electro-shocked. The buildings, set in a vast park, are linked by underground walkways penetrated by tree-roots. It’s freezing cold and raining: thick electric cables worm about as if searching for light, rather than carrying it. It seems the perfect gothic setting for a psychological mystery.

Aiden Longworth, playing the troubled, accident-prone Louis Drax, isn’t just a gifted actor but a chatty, sunny and ferociously intelligent nine-year-old. “I really liked your book,” he says. “I read it with my mom for research.” I’m taken aback. He’s probably my youngest ever reader. He tells us he loves acting, but wants to study robotics one day. We all discuss belugas and jellyfish, and what Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul (aka the TV series’ meth-cooking Jesse Pinkman) is like as his screen dad, before he and my son Matti, a mechanical engineer, become immersed in conversation.

Soon they’re talking in low voices about how hot the stars are.

They do not mean Hollywood stars, or hot as in sexy.

They’re talking nuclear fusion technology.

Over the days that follow, we devour abundant, high-quality meals served from vans, select exotic snacks, chew gum, and watch Aiden/Louis lying in bed with wires coming out of his head. We observe his beautiful screen mother, David Cronenberg’s muse Sarah Gadon, arriving in an elevator in a stunning red dress bearing a caged hamster. We admire Molly Parker’s sharp detective asking Jamie Dornan, playing neurologist Dr Pascal: “Are you fucking her?” (That line wasn’t in the novel, but it should have been.) While not on camera, Jamie Dornan –  funny, down-to-earth, and perpetually fidgety – walks around in his white doctor’s coat bashing a blown-up surgical glove. 

“That’s the worst hat I’ve ever seen,” says my step-daughter Laura, eyeing the bobbly sky-blue snood I’ve started crocheting for Aiden Longworth. “Couldn’t you just buy him one?”

But I persist, and by the end of the third day, five balls of wool have become ridiculous, unwearable home-made garments which look like the inside- out of my own space-hopping, insomniac mind. On the fourth day I ruin a scene by dropping my metal hook on the floor with a clang.

“Find her a nurse’s tunic,” says Max, diagnosing my plight. “We’ll make her an extra.” I wreck another scene by nodding my head over-vigorously when Max, playing a doctor, pretends to ask me out on a date.

“Too much movement in the background,” my husband hears the director murmur discreetly. “Let’s go again.” It’s mortifying, but Alexandre Aja has the magical ability to make everyone on the set give their best, so even the crazy crochet woman gets it right this time.

In one of the toilets there’s a printed notice above the cistern:

BROKEN. TO FLUSH, LIFT THE PLUNGER AND HOLD IN PLACE FOR 3 SECONDS.

Beneath it someone has scrawled: Livin’ the Dream.

On our final night we really are living it, at a champagne dinner with producers and stars, a multi-tiered seafood extravaganza on the table before us. It’s so preposterously glamorous I imagine an elf with a spray-can of fairy-dust, prepping the scene with actual particles. When the conversation turns to the disposable society, Jamie Dornan offers me, Aaron Paul, and Sarah Gadon a quick flash under the table. No throw-away clothes for him: his Lucky Socks are 13 years old, fire-engine red and in good nick for their age. We agree that they’ve served his career well. By now the evening has become so surreal I half expect Salvador Dali to pop out the seafood tower brandishing his lobster telephone.

Did it all happen?

Apparently yes.

And now there’s a beautiful, haunting movie to prove it.

And some pretty darn weird bits of crochet.

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Call That a Mermaid?

The Birth of Denmark’s Most Famous Statue

So he wants sex with a woman who is half fish. But has he thought it through? wonders Eline Eriksen as she pours more schnapps for the visiting tycoon. Carl Jacobsen, founder of the Carlsberg Group and veteran art collector has come to her husband’s sculpture studio on a mission. “I want a sculpture that does justice to Miss Price de Plane’s curvaceousness,” Jacobsen is telling Edvard.

Vishful Sinking

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Once upon a time, at the height of the Danish cartoon crisis, I was cycling down a Copenhagen street when I glimpsed something extraordinary on the kerbside: a miniature Danish flag, fluttering in a breeze of car-exhaust, planted firmly in the centre of a fresh dog-turd.

I was impressed. There were various political demonstrations going on all over the city, but this tiny, powerful protest was by far the most the most original I had witnessed so far. The shocking, subversive juxtaposition of the flag and the dog-shit was simple yet enormously evocative. The 3D graffito, probably the creation of some urban warrior artist – perhaps even Scandinavia’s answer to Banksy – was transmitting its message quite literally at street level. As a passer-by, blink and you’d miss the installation altogether. Which was part of its potency as agit-prop. While ostensibly stille og rolig (‘quiet and peaceful’ – a phrase much favoured by beleaguered Danish Muslims), and discreet to the point of politeness, it managed to pack quite a punch.

Energised, I reported the sighting to my friend Helle.
She nodded benignly. ‘You haven’t seen this before? It’s kind of a tradition, you know.’
‘You mean when people are pissed off with the government, that’s how they show it?’
She looked baffled. ‘No. It’s what you do if you see some dog’s mess in the road. You stick a flag in it.’
My guerrilla-art disappointment was turning to outright confusion. In nationalistic Denmark, children’s birthday cakes positively bristle with red-and-white flags, and in private gardens they are raised to mark all manner of occasions from football matches to the births of grand-children. But this was plain weird.
‘To…celebrate it?’ I asked tentatively, still feeling like a stranger in a strange land.
‘No. To draw attention to it. When someone sees some dog-shit that people might accidentally step in or cycle over, they stick the flag in to make it noticeable. It’s a pragmatic solution to dog-fouling.’
‘But why are people walking around with miniature Danish flags in their pockets in the first place?’
‘In case they come across some dog-shit,’ responded Helle, as though I were the loony.

Helle was born into a famously high-trust society. In Denmark, responsible citizenship – often zealously practised – is the norm. It is the only country I have ever been in where it is possible to leave the equivalent of £200 lolling, tongue-like, out of the cash machine for an hour, as a distracted friend recently did, and retrieve it because an honest citizen with a pocketful of emergency dog-shit flags has handed it in at the bank. Even when off his face at two o clock in the morning, a Dane will wait for the little green man before he staggers over the road.

Not for nothing was it a Dane, the philosopher Knud Ejler Logstrup, who came up with the principle of Ethical Demand. ‘It is a characteristic of human life,’ he wrote, ‘that we normally encounter one another with natural trust. Only under special circumstances do we ever distrust a stranger in advance….we never suspect a person of falsehood until after we have caught him in a lie.’ Even today, in a climate where ethnic tension is high, and the immigrant population is seldom given the benefit of the doubt, two thirds of Danes still say they trust their fellow-citizens.

Putting faith in anything else, however, is quite another matter.
‘Put a vish in one hand and a gob of spit in the other,’ my Danish father used to retort when confronted by any expression of optimism. ‘Then decide vhich veighs most. Sink about it! Haha! Hahaha! The gob of spit! Ha!’
This favourite dictum – which he claimed originated in his native Jutland, famous for the epic dourness of its populace – encapsulates a morbid attitudinal trait whose resonant subtext is this: You really plan to put faith in the intangible? Sucker and double sucker! But his attitude was typical of many Danes: acknowledge what’s there, and mistrust what isn’t.

To fathom the Danes’ antipathy to high hopes, one must first come to grips with the notion of Jantelov, Scandinavia’s equivalent of tall poppy syndrome. The idea of Jantelov (literally, the Law of Jante) first appeared in a novel by the Danish-born writer Axel Sandemose in 1933. Set in the small fictional town of Jante, A Fugitive Crosses his Tracks is a satirical savaging of a fundamental Danish mind-set which permeates society as much now as it did then. According to the militant egalitarianism of Jantelov there are ten rules must be followed to maintain the prized stability and uniformity of the town’s citizenship. They are as follows:
1.Don’t think you are anything special
2. Don’t think you are as good as us
3. Don’t think you are smarter than us
4. Don’t imagine you are better than us
5. Don’t think you know more than us
6. Don’t think you are greater than us
7. Don’t think you can do better than us
8. Don’t laugh at us
9. Don’t think that anyone cares about you
10. Don’t think you can teach us anything.
Stern it may be, but Jantelov ensures harmony by fostering a society in which the word ‘ambition’ has only negative connotations and ‘competitive’, as applied to people, does not appear in the dictionary. Free of the tyranny of social aspiration and devoid of any sense of superiority, armed with the insurance policy of low expectations and a set of rules that ennobles mediocrity, the Danes can relax: they know exactly where they stand.
And where is that?
Prepare to cheer.
At the top of the world happiness league tables, that’s where! In survey after survey, Denmark is up there, defying the Law of Jante by being the tallest poppy in the global field!

It seems bizarre at first glance, but there is a perverse logic to it when one factors in three important aspects of the Danish national character. Firstly, the Danes have a self-confessed tendency to be ‘selvglad’. This means smug. Give them a questionnaire about their contentment levels, and they’ll eagerly and patriotically tick the box marked Ecstatic. Secondly, although the Danes do not actually seem to me any happier than any other people (and indeed, their rocketing use of anti-depressants and penchant for heavy drinking indicates they are not) they are perhaps more easily pleased, more inclined to savour and celebrate life’s modest, quotidian joys. Give a Dane a bottle of Carlsberg, a slice of pickled fish, a bit of liver paste, a boiled potato, a thermos of coffee and a flicker of sunshine, and he thinks he’s in Paradise. Thirdly, they are happy pessimists. If you can count on one thing, as a Dane, it’s that your negativity will never let you down. Assume that a thunderous black cloud lies on the horizon, and when a grey one comes along instead, bearing only moderate to light rain, you’ll have instant reason to wave that now internationally-famous flag. Indulge in the ‘vishful sinking’ my father so despised and you are deluding yourself that there is more weight to the abstract concept of hope – to promises stacked high and sold cheap – than there is to the gob of spit in your hand.

If there is a lesson that the trusting Danes can teach the rest of us, I think it must be this: that as a default response, scepticism is – perversely enough – something you can put your faith in.
It may even bring you something you can call joy.

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When I write fiction, I find it useful to apply the structure of this joke to plots. I think of it as the Rule of Cruel Optimism, and its mechanism is simple: You put your central character in a situation where they think their life can’t get any worse, and then you make it do just that.

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